Party, on that midnight train to Bedford.
I had an interesting journey home from London last night. I found myself in a carriage at 1am with two drunken teenagers in tracksuits, two drunken business men and Stella English from The Apprentice. Originally I was working away in my notepad, when one of the tracksuit-wearers insisted he was a great artist. He drew this beautiful masterpiece in my book, followed by a tear-jerking message :-S. After this, one of the businessmen wrote a little something and also Stella. I've photocopied them for your entertainment: (PS: Defo got a photo with Stella)